There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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