My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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