I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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