Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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