We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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