as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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