plz talk dirty to me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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