Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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