Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i wish my penis had a tongue
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
