Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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