What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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