so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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