I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I had to cum in my sink.
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