I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
