if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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