First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
smell my finger.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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