Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
how drunk are you?
Several
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
