oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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