He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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