who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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