At least make sure they are 18
Why
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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