I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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