Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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