friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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