and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
whose parrot is this?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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