haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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