I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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