in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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