so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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