i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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