I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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