These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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