Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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