did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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