She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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