I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Randomize
