evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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