We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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