Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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