she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
