It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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