now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
How's work?
Spinning.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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