so that wasnt chicken after all
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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