Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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