I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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