then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i think i just lost a toe
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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