White coat. Heels.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Such a big mess for such a small penis
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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