Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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