did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
sex in a hospital.. check
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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