too bad you live with your parents still
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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