Its about making memories worth repressing
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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