I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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