it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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